It’s going to be a long four years, and I’m determined to get through them with my sanity and humor intact.
As much as I love my home theater setup, I love going to the movies.
Unlike any other season, fall lets us comfortably strut the streets in clothes that actually flatter.
While everyone heads to a Hampton or a Catskill, I like to enjoy the city in the summer.
I don’t care how much you like ass play. No one looks forward to a colonoscopy. The idea of it is spectacularly unpleasant, prompting such an understandably negative reaction that many people avoid it altogether.
Nothing will ever replace the sublime experience of seeing a movie in a theater with an audience.