Sometimes you need the right card to convey the right message. No one makes cards for such specific and special instances quite like Terrapin Stationers. With an impressive collection of stock stationery and calling cards printed and engraved with messages like “Good luck with that,” “Go home and change” and the ever popular “FUCK OFF/STFU/NO FUCKS GIVEN” series, head honcho Ted Harrington has added to the collection with what might be my favorite to date: “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.”

All the calling cards from Terrapin come in packs of 15 for $8. Terrapin also prints beautiful G-rated stationery with words and with very handsome graphic designs. They also do custom work for individuals or large corporate accounts. I’ve been a customer for years and I’m a huge fan.

That interview/meeting could go either way. Luck favors the prepared.
That interview/meeting could go either way. Luck favors the prepared.

Do yourself a favor: terrapinstationers.com

1 Comment

  1. Hahaha these are great! I use the term Eat a bag of Dicks o
    from time to time, I think I picked it up from FXs show Archer.